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Mat Morgan's Episode review | October 6, 2001 - Sean William Scott

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YET ANOTHER EPISODE REVIEW - SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT/SUM41
By Mat "Yamato" Morgan and his Alter-Egos

That's right, this week I have some of my alter-egos here to do the reviewing for me while I take a long nap. So, I better introduce them…

First we have the Evil Pesticide-Laiden Grapefruit of Doom. He's… uh… an evil homicidal Grapefruit… and…. Stuff.

My second alter-ego is Mr. Expendable. He's basically an RPG Non-Player-Character.

My third alter-ego goes by the name of Silencer. He's a bounty hunter and MYSTEEEERIOUS.

Silencer: I am not. You just say that to make my character more interesting.

Whatever. And my final Alter-Ego you'll be seeing today is Redline Guy. He's a overly-hyper-BMX-punk-weirdo. I'm leaving this review to them. See ya.

Doomfruit: Well, the host for tonight is Seann William Scott.
Redline: Who the hell is that?
Silencer: I think he was in American Pie 2.
Doomfruit: Then he must die.
Redline: SUM41 IS HERE TONIGHT! YES! YES! YES! (Moshes insanely)
Expendable: This will be a very exciting episode!
Silencer: Um… yes. Yes, it will.
OPENING
BUSH IS BACK -

Doomfruit: MWAAHAHAHHAHAHA! POLITICAL DEATHMATCH!
Mr. Expendable: This will be a very exciting episode!
Silencer: Shut up.

Grade: B+

MONOLOGUE -

Doomfruit: Oooh, wow, we all know him from American Pie 2.
Silencer: And he thinks America Rules.
Redline: And he's hosting SNL. WOW!
Doomfruit: I could have hosted.
Silencer: Really?
Doomfruit: But it was in the early eighties, so I declined and attempted to kill Joe Piscopo.

Grade: C+

LAW & ORDER: PARKING VIOLATIONS UNIT -

Doomfruit: … This was funny.
Silencer: Yeah.

GRADE: A

JEFFREYS -

Redline: No commercials yet? GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!
Silencer: I'd love to see the Gap Girls kick these guys' ass.
Doomfruit: Sounds good.
Expendable: This will be a very exciting episode!
Silencer: Shut UP.
Redline: Oh, and Horatio Sanz was good too.

Grade: B-

THE EMMYS PRE-SHOW -

Doomfruit: I MUST kill Joan Rivers.
Silencer: Excuse me as I run into a wall ten thousand times.
Expendable: This will be - Oh screw it, this sucked.

GRADE: D

NEXT WEEK -

Doomfruit: Drew Barrymore and MACY-FREAKING-GRAY. Looks like I'll be paying a visit to SNL.

JARRET'S ROOM -

Silencer: What WAS this?
Expendable: Funny?
Doomfruit: Pitiful?
Redline: Both.
GRADE: C

SUM41 ROCKS REDLINE'S SOCKS -

Doomfruit: And now, with a musical guest performance review… The Redline Kid.

Redline: Awright, check it out! Sum41 played their famous song, "Fat Lip". It ROCKED!

Doomfruit: They sound pretty bad live.
Redline: SHUT UP, NON-BELIEVER!
Silencer: Does that guy have some sinus congestion?
Redline: SHUT UP!

GRADE: B-

WEEKEND UPDATE -

Yamato: (Wakes up) Who the hell cares about Barry Bonds? THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER! BEST RECORD EVER! (Goes back to sleep)
Doomfruit: What the hell was with the audience? Is EVERYTHING controversial? Morons.
Yamato: (Wakes up again) THE CLEVER SHARK! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! That alone brings it up to a B+.
Doomfruit: Chevy Chase, will you ever stop doing cameos?
Silencer: I knew the Clever Shark would return right when the door knocked. Whoo, I'm better than you all.

GRADE: B+

OFFICE WORKER CRUD -

Expendable: I'm going to be sick. Please, spare yourself and avoid the skit.

Grade: D-

THE HOW DO YOU SAY, AH YES SHOW -

Yamato: Kattan is funny. It's a pity he'll never be in a good movie at this rate.
Doomfruit: Go away and let us review, mortal!
Silencer: This seems a bit too silent and too many quiet parts…
Redline: GET THAT DALI LAMA!
Expendable: This will be a very exciting episode!
Doomfruit: SILENCE.
Yamato: (Quickly) Fallon rocked too.

Grade: B

JACK HANDEY? AAAAH! -

Expendable: HE'S COME TO TAKE OUR SOULS! AAAAAH!
Doomfruit: Pfeh.

GRADE: C+

WHY, LOOK, IT'S SUM41 -

Doomfruit: And they're skewering another one of their good songs.
Redline: SHUT UP!
Silencer: Did they use different singers for the CD and live shows?
Redline: …
Expendable: It was still better than their last travesty.

GRADE: B+

APPROVAL CENTER -

Doomfruit: This reminds me of the people I kill everyday.

GRADE: A-

DATE STUFF -

Yamato: Why does SNL do date skits at the end of the show? Are they desperate or something?
Doomfruit: GO AWAY! (Throws Yamato out the window)

GRADE: C-

PERFORMER OF THE NIGHT:
Doomfruit: Dean Edwards, he wasn't in it the whole time.
Silencer: Same with Darrell Hammond, basically.
Expendable: Fallon was good.
Redline: SUM41! GO SUM41!
Doomfruit: Oh, shut up.

BEST SKIT:
LAW & ORDER: PARKING VIOLATIONS UNIT (A)

WORST SKIT:
THE PATRIOTIC OFFICE WORKER (D-)

See you next week, hopefully without the alter-egos. Eeergh.